The biggest pay day on that fraudulent reality TV show Storage Wars was hit by Darrell Sheets on yesterday’s season finale. He picked up a cool $300,000 worth of rare art work, which set a show record. Of course whether it was real or not is completely beside the point. In our alternate reality universe, there’s no truth anyway. Dave Hester is still as bitter as always, probably because he wasn’t selected to win. Meanwhile, the upcoming Retirement Account Wars are next on DC’s agenda and you need to prepare. Whether they take them all at once, or they take your guns first and then your accounts doesn’t change the reality that something has got to give. Stay tuned for the next shoe to drop.